Citizen Moose: The Revised Edition
The Assassins Tale:

Dramatis Personae:

Zoltan: assassin and antihero of this piece

Gayorg: a fighting man akin to philosophy

Maxim: his brother and incurer of wrath

Emperor Vladimir: Evil Emperor and now ruler of the Empire

The Good Emperor: sometime ruler and now sadly deposed

Arcadian: political plotter and enemy of Citizen Moose

Citizen Moose: antagonist and Emperor in waiting

Bob: incompetent General of Philosophy

Rachis:, General of the Air Force

Mustafa:, General of the Army

TJLE Agent: controller and general bureaucrat

An Aid: who most likely is wearing a tie

Don Cornelius: most evil man alive and partial to the odd guitar