The Good, The Bad and The Infinite
Scene 1
Johnny: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today I am here to tell you about my life, what I have been doing, what I am doing right now. It’s all very strange to me I know I don’t exactly seem like the most interesting person, but, you see there’s this (holds up textra)
L ooks like a textra, doesn’t work is my main and I don’t even know what to say. You see I have no memory from up to my age 13 and the rest of it has been filled with hate for everybody. Hatred when I throw this away I can’t stand it. It’s as if I’m here to protect this thing this tiny little thing with an orange dot on it! It’s it’s got no significance to the human world whatsoever yet here I am recording my message to the people whilst trying to come to grips with who I am, what I am. It’s a confusing world out there people don’t like me because whenever whenever I meet them I’m so defensive about this stupid little thing.
It doesn’t make sense. Its got no point but (throws away textra) ok remain calm. I’ve got to pick it up. I can’t do it see? (Throws the textra away violently). Sorry, sorry. It’s a tragedy, it’s my innermost desire yet it resembles a textra.
Scene 2
Zamneses Brothers time jump in. They fight Big Alex up the hill.
Patchang: At him Gogo.
Big Alex and Gogo Zamneses fight each other.
Patchang: Gogo, the power source!
Gogo runs to the power source.
Big Alex and Patchang Zamneses continue to fight.
Gogo: Patchang! I’ve got it!
Zamneses Brothers time jump out.
Big Alex: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Scene 3
Johnny: Convincing if we ever did anything. (Knock at door). I mean come on, no ones going to believe me without my acting skills. (Knock at door). Yeah yep.
Johnny opens the door. Zoltan the Assassin knocks Johnny to the floor, frisks him and gets the infinite power source module. Zoltan time jumps out.
Scene 4
Good Emperor: Get up my son.
Johnny: Sir, why are you not evacuating, you sent your people to do the same.
Good Emperor: I will not evacuate with my people. My end is near and I have other more pressing matters at hand.
Johnny: More pressing? Your people are the most important you said that so many times I can’t remember, I can’t count.
Good Emperor: This mortal realm has more important matters.
Johnny: What can be more important than your people, people you have learnt to love, to, Sire…
Good Emperor: Soon they will not be my people. Count Vladimir arrives at the head of 10000 legionaries. We cannot stop him now the empire will soon be his. But I must complete one more task before I go. I have a mission for you.
Johnny: A mission sire?
Good Emperor: I want you to do one more thing for me before you go.
Johnny: Yes, anything.
Good Emperor: For some time now I have been in possession of something I have never told anyone about. I have possession of the ultimate power source. It has been in the family for years, as far back as we can remember. We don’t know how we obtained it but we know what it does and know not to use it. We call it the Infinite Power Source. Its three modules when combined create a power so vast you could rule the universe with an iron fist or a loving hand. It gives you complete power over everything. You can heal yourself, you can create change weather, do anything it’s the ultimate source.
Johnny: But also a destructive force.
Good Emperor: The ultimate the most powerful unimaginable force. If Vladimir finds out about its existence his mind is bent on it its all he thinks about. He thinks I still have it and he’s coming to get it. The force exists by combining three modules I know he can’t get the modules so I’ve hidden them. I’ve sent them across time. Where I can not tell you, it’s too risky, I can not let him know. Another security reason I’m going to send you back in time with the power source.
Johnny: Yes.
Good Emperor: But, I am going to erase all memory of your childhood.
Johnny: But Sire, this, this memory is all in the glory of, of the people. I understand Sire.
Good Emperor: You will not remember anything unless you need to.
Johnny: Unless I need to?
Good Emperor: If you need to then your memory will come back. Slowly, parts of it may be clear, parts of it may never come back. But you will remember what you need to know that will be enough.
Johnny: Yes Sire. For the good of the empire, the good of you as always.
Good Emperor: This is it, take it now.
Johnny: It seems like nothing Sire.
Good Emperor: When combined…
Johnny: Sire! I hear footsteps.
Good Emperor: Go my son.
Johnny: Yes Sire.
Johnny flees in terror.