Episode 14 - The Curse of the Cursed Curse
Opening Scene
God is standing in a fort made of sausages. He turns to Frederick II of Prussia
God: Sup Homey G?
Frederick II: Analysis the why of anachrositic undertones.
God: Allow me to ponder... I need to assume my pondering pose...
God turns into a giant walrus, with a thinking bubble above his head displaying the collosus of rhodes sticking out of Batman's utility belt.
Credits
Scene 1: A street somewhere
Ninjo: Remind me again where we are?
Philby: Somewhere...
Ninjo: Is that near East New Cheeseville?
Barrabus: As Mayor of this town, I can clearly say that it is 15 chains and a stone's throw away from East Old Cheeseville, which is a good furlong from West New Cheeseville - hailed as the cheeseiest of them all, what with its factory of cheese, and its life size Optimus Prime made of cheese, that transforms and suddenly a giant trailer of cheese appears.
Rommel: Oh no! Walrus attack at 6 o'clock!
Suddenly, a giant herd of walrus fall from the sky, and crush the people standing around.
Philby: Good to see God is thinking again - but I suppose there goes any claims I had to monotheism
Scene 2: The first one didnt really end...
Egypt, 4000BC
Ninjo: You know, that first scene didnt really end
Philby: Yeah, now there is just like all this sand, and being in egypt and all
Moose-stafa: Welcome to the world of the unknown! Ever questioned why you are here?
Ninjo: No! The author has to go and do an assignment, and is only writing this as a distraction. Your explanation further hampers him in his work. Be gone I smite you!
And thus Moose-stafa was no more, and the land knew nothing but good times and cheap hamburgers. At some point so cheap that a year's wages could buy one a hamburger and have like $40000 still left over. Or something
Ninjo: Im depressed, Im going to go and fight ninjas
The End
Ps The world blows up somehow