The Infinite Universe

The Fallacy of the Ambiguous End

The fourth and final tale in the infinite saga

*All stage notes are written in Bold*

Dramatis Personae:

  • Meep
  • Doris
  • Monsieur Ole
  • The Muusu Bandit aka “Citizen” William Randolph Moose
  • Zoltan the Assassin
  • Gogo
  • Patchang
  • Sergent of the Time Jump Law Enforcement Agency
  • Bob, General of Philosophy
  • Arcadian
  • Mr Wedge
  • Johnny
  • Snakye Mann
  • Estaban Rodriguez III
  • The Whip
  • Dr Walter D. Korn
  • Professor Fred F. McMurray
  • Don Cornelius

Extras:

  • Greek Chorus
  • Policemen of the Time Jump Law Enforcement Agency
  • Candy Seller
  • Reporters
  • Curling cashier
  • Dignitaries
  • Officials
  • Imperial guards
  • Fred
  • Medieval Guard

Animals:

  • Chainsaw wielding penguins
  • Machine gun wielding ducks
  • Winged and non-winged varieties of moose’s
  • A giant black-widow spider with jelly baby fangs
  • An electric eel
  • A Raptor
  • A cow
  • Chicken, official secretary of the Emperor

Appearing has themselves:

  • Abraham Lincoln
  • Arthur Miller’s Time Bends (a book)
  • Gore Vidal
  • MC Hammer
  • Ulysses S. Grant
  • Woody Allen’s Without Feathers (a book)

With special appearance and fight sequence by:

The CN Curling Kung Fu Monks