I ate a carrot last night. Man it was good. So crunchy, such a good flavour, so consistent. In fact, it was so good I decided to dedicate a poem to it:


O carrot of gold,
Not three months old,
I eat you up.

I didn’t like this poem. So I decided on another:


Yummy, yummy, yummy,
I’ve got ‘rot in my tummy
And I feel like throwing up.

This one wasn’t that good either, and it was slightly taken off a bad song.

So I couldn’t describe this carrot. So I decided to take a picture of it in all its glory:


Actually, I couldn’t take a picture because after eating the carrot it was in my belly (Unless you count an unpicturable and obscure X-Ray). So I painted a Carrot in Paint. Subsequently, here is a picture of a three-legged man eating a carrot.

3 legged man eating carrot
I believe that is all.


p.s. it was raw.


  1. Posted 27 April 2006 at 9:44 pm | Permalink

    What’s with the third leg?

  2. Posted 29 April 2006 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    I could make a comment which Snaykeemcgee normally would shout out randomly…

    But for the sake of this family friendly site, I won’t!

  3. Snaykeemcgee
    Posted 1 May 2006 at 5:14 pm | Permalink

    Haha I liked.

    Mmmm I don’t know, the third leg was just genious.

    Also, I fell to the level of what Drew warned in an early post (i.e. I had a sandwhich today, how interesting)

  4. Alex
    Posted 5 May 2006 at 8:39 pm | Permalink

    Editor’s note: the carrot wasn’t actually eaten the night previous to releasing this blog, rather when it was written. I had problems (and still do on my computer) in sending these.

    Awww now the magic is lost!

  5. Posted 23 May 2006 at 7:36 am | Permalink

    This has to be one of the more bizarre posts we’ve had on MON Blogs… Your ability to scare people is unrivalled Snaykeemcgee!