The Reign of King Farcomb the Magnificent

A play if three parts…

Cast:

King Farcomb
Jeremiah the Adviser (Or Advisor)
Marco the Magician
Queen Thelmalouisa
The Little Known Roger Kirby Experience
Thomas of Gorganzola
Francais of Almathazua
A Random Passing Elk Remix Tribute Band

Part 1 – The fall of greatness!

King Farcomb: I do exclaim these pantaloons fit excellent.
Jeremiah the Adviser (Or Advisor): Thankyou sire I ordered them from The
Little Known Roger Kirby Experience.
King Farcomb: The man does good work.
The Little Known Roger Kirby Experience: Thank you. The main ingrediant is
paprika.
Queen Thelmalouisa: My Lord, your enemies approach.

A Random Passing Elk Remix Tribute Band approaches.

A Random Passing Elk Remix Tribute Band: Werd up dig’it?
King Farcomb: Mine enemies have thwarted me. My rule is at an end. I’m
done for.

Part 2 – Rock Bottom?

King Farcomb: Life is tragic. I was King, now I’m not. Damn that A Random
Passing Elk Remix Tribute Band.

Thomas of Gorganzola approaches.

Thomas of Gorganzola: My lord. The kingdom grows weak in your absence. You
must retake the thrown.
King Farcomb: I’m sorry, but my throwning days are done. Besides, that
castle was too drafty. I’m doing much better with internet stock.
Thomas of Gorganzola: Ah, sir… the internet bubble broke last week.
King Farcomb: It did? Oh noes, my jacuzzi suit! And to think, I had a
million shares in email for mooses.

Part 3 – The end of magnificence…

The Little Known Roger Kirby Experience: Man, that King Farcomb was a magnificent guy wasn’t he?
Jeremiah the Adviser (Or Advisor): Actually he got on my nerves.
The Little Known Roger Kirby Experience: Why?
Jeremiah the Adviser (Or Advisor): Do I have to explain it to you to? No wonder my pantaloons are crooked.

Part 4 – Wasn’t this three parts?

Marco the Magician: I didn’t get a part!
Francais of Almathazua: Neither did I!
Marco the Magician: Yeah but I can do magic.
Francais of Almathazua: So what? I eat fried pork for dinner.
Marco the Magician: You sir are a greater man then thy.

Anyone attempting to perform this play is silly.

4 Comments

  1. Posted 18 February 2006 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

    It’s posts like this that make me wonder why I’m involved in MON Productions…

    Oh well is all I can say to that… Oh well.

  2. Posted 18 February 2006 at 1:32 pm | Permalink

    It’s posts like this that make you realise why MON Productions is the way of the future!

  3. Alex
    Posted 21 February 2006 at 11:17 am | Permalink

    Hey! I performed it at the Madison Square Gardens and got great reviews! Of course they may have been talking about the basketball game that actually happened at the time

  4. Posted 23 February 2006 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    I just had this image of you standing outside Madison Square Gardens performing that play by yourself and people walking by looking at you oddly…