A play if three parts…
Cast:
King Farcomb
Jeremiah the Adviser (Or Advisor)
Marco the Magician
Queen Thelmalouisa
The Little Known Roger Kirby Experience
Thomas of Gorganzola
Francais of Almathazua
A Random Passing Elk Remix Tribute Band
Part 1 – The fall of greatness!
King Farcomb: I do exclaim these pantaloons fit excellent.
Jeremiah the Adviser (Or Advisor): Thankyou sire I ordered them from The
Little Known Roger Kirby Experience.
King Farcomb: The man does good work.
The Little Known Roger Kirby Experience: Thank you. The main ingrediant is
paprika.
Queen Thelmalouisa: My Lord, your enemies approach.
A Random Passing Elk Remix Tribute Band approaches.
A Random Passing Elk Remix Tribute Band: Werd up dig’it?
King Farcomb: Mine enemies have thwarted me. My rule is at an end. I’m
done for.
Part 2 – Rock Bottom?
King Farcomb: Life is tragic. I was King, now I’m not. Damn that A Random
Passing Elk Remix Tribute Band.
Thomas of Gorganzola approaches.
Thomas of Gorganzola: My lord. The kingdom grows weak in your absence. You
must retake the thrown.
King Farcomb: I’m sorry, but my throwning days are done. Besides, that
castle was too drafty. I’m doing much better with internet stock.
Thomas of Gorganzola: Ah, sir… the internet bubble broke last week.
King Farcomb: It did? Oh noes, my jacuzzi suit! And to think, I had a
million shares in email for mooses.
Part 3 – The end of magnificence…
The Little Known Roger Kirby Experience: Man, that King Farcomb was a magnificent guy wasn’t he?
Jeremiah the Adviser (Or Advisor): Actually he got on my nerves.
The Little Known Roger Kirby Experience: Why?
Jeremiah the Adviser (Or Advisor): Do I have to explain it to you to? No wonder my pantaloons are crooked.
Part 4 – Wasn’t this three parts?
Marco the Magician: I didn’t get a part!
Francais of Almathazua: Neither did I!
Marco the Magician: Yeah but I can do magic.
Francais of Almathazua: So what? I eat fried pork for dinner.
Marco the Magician: You sir are a greater man then thy.
Anyone attempting to perform this play is silly.
4 Comments
It’s posts like this that make me wonder why I’m involved in MON Productions…
Oh well is all I can say to that… Oh well.
It’s posts like this that make you realise why MON Productions is the way of the future!
Hey! I performed it at the Madison Square Gardens and got great reviews! Of course they may have been talking about the basketball game that actually happened at the time
I just had this image of you standing outside Madison Square Gardens performing that play by yourself and people walking by looking at you oddly…