I’ve recently learnt that there will in fact be a fourth Spiderman film and that this film is actually going to be financed by Middle of Nowhere member Dex.
Now obviously this means Dex will have a lot of creative control over the film. I recently asked him about his plans and they include dumping the character of Spiderman from the film, to be replace by Talking Elk Man and his side kick Taking Fridge Boy.
With that in mind I present here (because Dex forgot his password) the preview script for Spiderman 4:
Spiderman 4:
TALKING ELK-MAN vs ALFRED MOLINA
Talking Elk Man: Didnt you used to be in better, more artistic but generally less high grossing films?
Alfred Molina: Quiet you! Cant you see I am controlled by a computer
Talking Elk Man: Obviously, but you didnt take into accound that not only do I talk…. but I sing!
*queue musical type music*
Editors Note: Here we discover that our author cannot write a song to save himself
Text: Many singings later
Alfred Molina: That was unnecessary, and what is worse we have lost our entire budget. Now I am down to just 5 arms
Talking Elk Man: Well, so much for my sidekick Talking Fridge Boy
*Flash to another scene, a fridge cries in a corner, forgotten*
But suddenly, a flash on the horizon, it is Flash Gordon!
Flash Gordan: I am often mistaken for various members of the powerpuff girls
Talking Elk Man: Never! After all, you battle both Ming the Merciless and Ming the Mercilessesser
at this point, we look up to the sky and see a meteor streaking down
Aerosmith: I feel a song coming..
*CUT TO ACT TWO*
Written By Dex